Bachelor Job
anything done in the following manners:
1. lazily
2. half–ssedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.
1. bob didn’t want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. it was a bachelor job.
2. jerry couldn’t hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. it was a bachelor job.
3. tom’s wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. it was a bachelor job.
4. bob, jerry and tom are doing a great bachelor job on the b-ball hoop. i love how bob is just sitting there, how jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. what a bunch of idiots.
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