backup lie
1. something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;
an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;
2. a crucial element in the chain of one’s lie.
guy: you’re so special, i like you so much!
girl: that’s so sweet. what particulalrly do you like about me?
guy (to himself): d-mn! i should have come up with a backup lie before i told her that!
teacher: where is your homework?
student: my dog ate it.
teacher: why didn’t you give him the laxative?
student: um…
teacher: didn’t even bother to make up any backup lie… you get an f, you, moron!
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