Bacon Beater
a person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can’t resist the urge to jerking off a p-n-s. if given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. their jerking hands’ are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. a true bacon beater’s hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in s-xual contact
yeah dude i saw jackie’s hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! that was at blake’s party the other night! what a bacon beater!
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