Bad Googler
person who is incapable of affectively searching the internet, using vague word searches that lead them to endless circles of spam in which they offer personal information to phony websites in hope of reaching their original objective . person is usually older i.e. mom, grandma, grandpa, provoking a burning desire to rip the mouse from thier hand and do the search yourself.
my bad googler grandma typed ” restaurants that sell fish and are reasonably priced,’ and i died a little inside, who taught this woman how to search.
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