Bad Touch Tuesday
bad touch tuesday (sometimes shortened to “btt” or just “tuesday”) is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. lethal force may be used if bad touch tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn’t tuesday.
logan: dude wtf!? why did you grab by d-ck!?
scotty: bro, what day is it?
lax bro’s: bad touch tuesday!!!!
logan: oh, sorry bro, i forgot.
scotty: -grope-
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