1. bafhard (pr-nounced: baf-härd), noun. an educated female exhibiting a borderline narcissistic personality disorder, with an inflated sense of ent-tlement; typically, stemming from a deep seeded sense of marginalization or inadequacy.
often characterized by the att-tude: “i’m good (but you’re not)”
usage: “sir, i wouldn’t waste my time if i was in your position, she’s quite the bafhard.”
- bag of hershey kisses
the street word for “bl-w j-b” just so your parents don’t find out what you’re talking about “yo when’s your girl giving you that bag of hershey kisses
its a secret word for me and best friend. can’t n-body know what it mean cause my friend might look it up. awesome girl: shut up you bajonky weird girl: what?
any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-kn-b. goober: “jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?” john replies: “jenny has cancer you door-kn-b. she didn’t […]
- gooch marine
someone who performs s-xual acts on the part of someones body between the -n-s and genitals. “andy- man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!” “josh-…..uhhhh wow, thats pretty f-cked up, nd […]
an adjective describing a state of euphoria when having an immense amount of fun. are we getting lotsy tonight? i am so hungover, last night was too lotsy. that was probably the lotsy-est vacation i’ve ever had.