bag of dicks
noun/adjective. in the top five of worst things imaginable. picture a burlap sack of severed, bl–dy d-cks. yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.
i can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
“i drank too much last night, and now this morning i feel like a giant bag of d-cks.”
or
“this dead prost-tute smells like a bag of d-cks.”
or
“cheryl’s liver and onions were horrible. i would have rather ate a bag of d-cks.”
someone who is so much of a d-ck, he/she surp-sses normal levels of d-ckery, transcending the t-tle of a singular “d-ck” to achieve pluralized “bag of d-cks” status.
my manager greg is a bag of d-cks.
a bunch of d-cks in a bag
you eat a bag of d-cks.
1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally -ssociated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of d-cks (obsolete)
hey, was it me or was roger a real bag of d-cks at that meeting yesterday?
(noun). an expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn’t happen the way it was originally intended. this phrase was coined by an ohioan, rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at sam’s club.
did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? yea i did but she’s engaged. dude thats such a bag a d-cks.
(bag-o-dix) a large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the p-n-s. this term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of d-cks from the bag in one’s mouth for consumption.
they can eat a bag of d-cks while riding their mom’s bike!
an expression used to describe how terrible a situation is.
this exam sucks worse than a bag of d-cks.
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