bahama mama

1. a girl or woman from the bahamas normally with a big -ss -ss.
2. the name of a drink that knocks you the h-ll out just like a bahama mama can.
3. the name of restaurnt in the bahamas where the food is expensive as h-ll!! at least for the locals.
“i’m from the bahamas i should no what the f-ck a bahama mama is.”

now you use it in a sentence.
1. local name in the bahamas for an attractive bahamian lady
2. awesome c-cktail that is outrageously h-m-s-xual when consumed anywhere outside of the bahamas. there are many fake american versions of the recipe. the correct, bahamian, mix involves liberal measures of the following:
white rum, 151 rum, coconut liquer, creme de c-ssis, grenadine and grapefruit juice.
3. overpriced, undervalue restraunt in n-ssau, np.
“erm, i’ll have a bahama mama please”. – used in a bar.
an alcoholic drink which is often very watered down in bar and grills. bahama mama’s are (correctly) made out of ½ oz. dark rum, ½ oz. coconut liqueur, ¼ oz coffee liquor, ¼ oz 151 proof rum, juice of ½ lemon, and 4 oz. of pineapple juice.
this bahama mama tastes like it’s got cranapple juice in it!
an incredible overweight and “round” woman of
asian/east asian/polynesian/native american descent.
“check out bahama mama comign out of the 7-11”
a sausage made by the schmidt’s family sausage haus in columbus, ohio. the bahama mama is advertised as being a spicy smoked sausage, they even have a mild mama for those who can’t handle the heat of the bahama mama.

only, the bahama mama is one of the most tasteless bland food products that you could ever have the misfortune of eating.

schmidt’s offering a “less” spicy version (the mild mama) of the bahama mama is like offing a less alcoholic version of bottled spring water.
that fat, buck-toothed, nappy headed ho is about as hot as a bahama mama.