baked potato
the gayest gay act
“that guy likes the baked potato”
placing your non-erect c-ck in between someones b-tt cheeks.
i sneaked up on suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my p-n-s down her exposed b-tt crack and shouted “baked potato!”
1) the simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.
2) one of the manliest foods on the planet.
the other day, i ate four baked potatoes while watching a john wayne movie. it was one of the manliest nights of my life.
steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked -ss, why not define that on urban dictionary, b-tch…
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