Bakewell Pudding
the act of taking a m-ssive sh-t on someone while they’re in a tanning bed.
“hey tim, i saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. she was getting tan burns, so i left her some of my bakewell pudding.”
tim: “what the f-ck is bakewell pudding”
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