balton
(v) when you perform the helicopter with your girlfriend on a helicopter while also recieving oral from several fine hunnies. note: if the girl you are helicopter-ing is not your official significant other, the term ‘balton’ cannot be used. this is especially applicable if your girlfriend is also your sister.
stefan: oh my god, dude. did you see the town last night?
bob: no man, i was–oh sh-t!! look at that dude getting baltoned over there!
stefan: harrrrrdcooooorrrreeeeeeee
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