Bald Spot Creep


a sideways walk with one’s back to the wall in order to hide one’s bald spot. to do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embar-ssing bald spot.
joeseph: why does mr. green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
alex: he’s hiding his bald spot by never turning around. he’s embarased of the thing, and soesn’t want to show it to his cl-ss.
joeseph: ah, yes. the old bald spot creep.

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