sexorcism
n. relating to the ideology that a demon or evil ent-ty can be removed from the body through a ritual of various acts of rough s-x. by this theory .. after one has been possessed, they are only able to extract the demon by literally getting it “f-cked” out of them.
joe: my girlfriend’s house is haunted and she’s been acting super weird lately…
bob: so what’d you do?
joe: i had to perform a s-xorcism on her. f-cked the spirit right out of her.
major -rg-sm, feeling as if head could spin
oh my god, s-x with tina last night gave me the ultimate s-xorcism!!
a religious ceremony created to forever banish s-xual activity from human experience. see marriage
he felt the otherworldly power of the s-xorcism the moment she said “i do”.
when you are posessed by a p-rnstar ghost.
“dude, last weekend i think i had a s-xorcism…can’t remember anything but these chicks keep telling me all this kinky stuff we did.”
after to a shameful s-xual experience, the attempt to expel or attempt to expel an evil s-xual encounter from a person, room, or surface. usually accomplished though, among other things, jokes, drinking or the plan b pill.
person a: “d-mn that girl you brought back last night was a grenade”
person b: “…you right, i need a f-cking s-xorcism.”
the act in which one is being exorcised while experiencing intense s-xual intercourse
we gave rebecca a hearty s-xorcism
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