baldwin school


the premier all-girls school in the philadelphia region. it and greenwich academy are almost universally said to be the best suburban girls schools on the us east coast.

the school enrolls the blonde sisters of haverford school boys, who have the rare skill of hosting the main line’s largest parties and pull off 1400+ sat scores. the girls on the squash team leaves ea and springside weeping in tears.
to love, or not to love? that is the question. with platinum-cladded facades, baldwin school girls may enchant even the most prized of boy athletes on the main line. but be careful; they can use their inner genius to take advantage of even the most seasoned relationships.

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