BALListic insurance


recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your t-st-cl-s to make sure that accidents don’t happen.

t-st-cl-s are frozen for later use.
“holy smokes, did you see juli’s son took a cr-p on her porch?… her husband should have had some ballistic insurance.”

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