balljectory
top definition
1.) one who throws an object at a mans nuts while trying to make a trajectoried path to give the man the most pain ever felt.
2.) when a douchebag that delibertly throws some object for no apparent reason at an unexpecting innocent man while trying to target their nutsac.
example 1:
evan to jared: hey check out this baseball i have. i am going to hit j.r. square in the nuts with it.
jared to evan: dude he has got to be like 5 to 10 yards away.
evan to jared: check this out. hey j.r.!!!! over here!!!
j.r turning to face evan and jared: what? what do you want?
evan throws baseball as hard as he can and hits j.r. square in the nuts from 8 yards.
j.r. falls to his knees in much pain while crying: owe my sac!!!!
jared to evan: dude the way you hit j.r. square in the nuts from 8 yards….that was a total balljectory moment.
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