balloon dick


when a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his p-n-s
“declan did a balloon d-ck in my bathroom and got p-ss everywhere”

mason – “i cant balloon d-ck anymore because i got circ-mcised”
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when your d-ck is small and pathetic looking in it’s normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
i should let you know right now, i have a balloon d-ck.

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