ballspace
the sp-ce needed for a mans b-lls so he can be comfortable while sitting.
“dude move your -ss over i need some f-cking b-llsp-ce”
“charlie f-cking move i need b-llsp-ce”
the distance needed between two seated bros in order for them to spread their legs and allow sufficient airflow to their t-st-cl-s. this comfort is highly prized among bros and a lack of it will result in much shouting and jostling until it has been achieved.
“scoot the f-ck down so i can have some ball sp-ce!”
when two guys or more, mainly after drinking, are fighting over a topic where they both argue to make a winning point. they are fighting for b-llsp-ce because there is not enough sp-ce around all of them to prove whos got the biggest “b-lls” or ego to fit the room. this can go on for hours, untill one person gives up, the argument is broken up or one person p-sses out from drinking too much.
ernie: “what are you talking about, if you think that a modified car can beat out a muscle car then youre crazy”
bob: “wtv man modified cars can beat them anyday!”
…..an hour later…
party goer: “what are they arguing about again?”
party goer2: “its all about b-llsp-ce man, cmon lets go get more beer.”
party goer: “f-cking b-llsp-ce”
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