balsa
a semi-erect p-n-s; stemming from the common slang “wood” or “woodie” for a fully erect p-n-s and the fact that balsa wood is a “soft” wood.
“that victoria’s secret catalog made me balsa.”
“‘are you hard, yet?’ ‘no, but i’m balsa.'”
the area on a man between the t-st-cl-s and -n-s
after a long run, jansen’s balsas really stank
when you dip your n-ts-ck in salsa and make your lady lick it off.
last night we wanted to spice things up so my lady ate some balsa.
b-lls sack lick salsa tongue
wood from the tree ochroma lagopus. light wood that easily foats and is breakable. wood used for modelling. a piece of balsa: a useless item liable to break. not well constructed. cf “pants, a pile of”
“that car’s a piece of balsa” and “you can make a model out of that!” (ie. it’s balsa) as fearured on an alexei sayle recording: “h-llo john got a new motor?”
can be used instead of saying b-lls.
ahh f-ck dude that bail owned my balsa
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