bambulance
an emergency vehicle you call for when a motherf-cking deer jumps out and hits your car.
caller: who is this?
dispatcher: this is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: i need a bambulance
d: who is this?
c: joe
d: where do you need it
c: i’m in the motherf-cking phone booth at the stop ‘n’ go
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what you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs st-tches in his face.
“dude, are you the bambulance boys? i f-cked up my face! mind if i smoke a bowl before we go?”
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