bananabate
to m-st-rb-t- whilst holding a banana peel on your p-n-s.
jesse, do not bananabate in public.
bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. with the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then f-ck the sh-t out of it. enjoy.
ever since jane left me, i’ve been sick and tired of using my hand. i think i might bananabate tonight instead.
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