banathalon
when one swims, bikes, and eats bananas compet-tively.
man: “hey, how’d you break your leg?”
woman: “oh, i slipped on a peel at the banathalon. i did pretty well in swimming portion but then i lost focus because i was feeling bloated from eating all those f-cking bananas, my wheel hit a peel and i squealed and crashed.”
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