bank biscuit
a very foul fart that was perfectly timed, just as a banking deposit is made at the drive up window.
the most tasteless version of this involves driving a nasty fart into the deposit canister before sending it to the teller.
“i opened an account at the bank where my ex-wife works just so i can grace her with the occasional bank biscuit”.
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