band job


an action usually reserved for the “band sl-t,” i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral s-x to every other member.
– “did you hear that girl angela gave a band job?”
– “wow. i guess the flute’s not all she’s good at.”
when one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the p-n-s to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce -rg-sm.
hey, scott, have you got any q-tips? i just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly b-tton.

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