Bangorrhea
the act of having violent diarrhea during s-x; usually occurs after eating poorly made mexican food and leaving a “spicy” feeling left for both partners
“i had the worst case of bangorrhea last night bro, i still haven’t cleaned it up. my moms p-ssed!”
that notoriously-familiar case of “liquid farts” that a visitor (especially one who’s used to the somewhat-arduous routine of country living) gets from hanging around bangor, maine too long and partaking of the convenience and fast-food diet of city life. can sometimes go the other way (bangor-stipation) if one gets “bound up” inside from chowing down on too many triple-cheeseburgers with extra cheese.
i decided to hang around the bangor-brewer area with my city slicker buddies, and now i gots bangorrhea.
1) overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. trying to put more “bang” in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea.
2) obsessively talking about s-x, or “banging.” an oral disorder usually found in those who aren’t actually having s-x.
“checking in with a bad case of ‘bangorrhea’ — the official ‘grammedical’ term for exclamation-point overdose — is kanye west. in a single blog post, west used 188 exclamation points. at least we think it was 188. we tried counting and the ordeal made our eyeb-lls twitch.” –martha brockenbrough, msn encarta columnist
“did they do sharies? did you watch? i do that all the time. did they do tasties after? i do that all the time. then did they have s-x? i do that all the time.”
“you have got a serious case of bangorrhea.”
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