banjo bands
fraud hipster/scenester who bought a “how to be a gangster for dummies” and a “instant rapper” kit from dollar general. slashes tires and is a very hated individual from his own hood. many people around the world agree he should quit being a “twitter rapper” and continue being a bartista at star bucks.
bruh quit being so banjo bands and flashing your moms rent money like dat.
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- between a turd and a wet place
a more descriptive version of a sticky situation. “between a rock and a hard place” doesn’t really cut it when a situation is not only difficult, but upsetting and/or infuriating. “i really don’t know what to do. my girlfriend thinks i can’t commit, and wants me to go meet her mother. if i don’t go, […]
- bfs
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- bird beak
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- Boning Bones
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