Banteristic Mechanisms
offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.
n-b : “oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after jd’s lads ”
archbishop of banterbury: “f-ck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!”
n-b: -crying- “oi my nan was on that boat :(”
archbishop of banterbury:” only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!”
n-b: aight bruv
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