bar fight

fancy way: usually, a ridiculously simple disagreement between two or more people under the intoxicating effects of alchohol, that is quicky changed into a brawl. the reasons may vary, but anything can be offensive to an alchohl impaired mind. these fights will more often than not take place in a bar, pub, club, or any public facility that offers alcholic beverages. in any case, anyone involved in the brawl may be immediatly thrown out of the premises by bouncers, and will 1) continue the fight, or 2) forget what happened and attempt to limp home.

sucka’ way: when two drunk dudes get p-ssed at each other for some bull sh-t over sports, get up, or a chicken wing. they’ll try to knock each other out, but will probably get the sh-t kicked out of them by some guy who’s bigger and more sober than they are. they can be entertaining to watch, depending on who’s fighting, which bar it is, and whether the raiders or the steelers won the game.
jack: -moan- what the h-ll happened last night? ow…
mac: sh-t, you don’t remember? you got in a bar fight with some f-cker who’s a mixed martial artist or some sh-t. man, you were so f-cking drunk, your head was spinning before he hook’d ya’!
having s-x while your drunk and on your period. because it’s a drunken, bl–dy mess.
i’m going to have a bar fight with that guy over there.
a punk band from mattishall. with a vocalist who has never seen music.
oh that was as good as a barfight!!!