barbernastics
the unnatural and often painful contortions a barber is forced into when the client refuses to sit in the properly and hold the f-ck still.
barber1 – i have to leave early today.
barber2 – sure, what’s up?
barber1 – the barbernastics i was forced into yesterday really f-cked up my back.
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