Barbero
in spanish it means a brown-noser, a suck up or a kiss -ss.
james: honey, i’m taking out the trash and cleaning for you!
wife: good.
james: hey steve wanna help me out?
steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her -ss for s-x.
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