barf meat
(n.) refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.
see also blowing lunch.
“say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?”
“yes, doctor. i did a taste test on a chunk and there’s no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and beefaroni.”
“thank you, nurse. let’s repeat in four hours, ok?”
“all right, man! uhm… i mean… yes, doctor.”
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