Barmer’s Tan


similar to the farmer’s tan except afflicting only one side of the body. usually results from having spent too much time sitting in one position and drinking on a patio.
dude, there’s no way he’s sober. i mean, did you see the barmer’s tan on his right side? he must have been at the slide whistle pub. the patio only faces south.

i hate the slide whistle. the slide whistling gets really old.

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