when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.
man!! i was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. what a barness!!!

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