Bashed Crab

a physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the sh-ll of a freshly cooked “muddie” (mud crab for the un-australianised).
bob: so what’s she like?
john: great personality, but she’s got a head like a bashed crab.
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n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of -ssholes
i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a b-tch hey !

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