barrelling
going really fast.
sh-t earl, we sure are barrelling down this back-road, you sure you know the way?
the suggestion of what to do with a r-t-rded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice idiot to the goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.
“h-llo josibelley, how is ed working out?” ‘he’s gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction’ ” i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea”
“evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?” ‘the spineless w-nker dumped me, via facebook’ ” i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i’ll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows”
“jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him.” ‘ am so pleased you approve, i think he’s a keeper’ “me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i’ll barrel the b-st-rd and scatter his ashes to the four winds” ‘ i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?’ “(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc…) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i’ll stock up on kindling”
sit on the inside of a barrel naked and shout out dirty talk to your partner on the outside who is meanwhile masturbating and just before -j-c-l-t-ng they enter a hole of the barrel and sp-nk over their partner then push them down a hill spilling the contents all over them.
i once tried barrelling with my boyfriend, it was a messy situation but he made sure to shower thoroughly 😉
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