Barricade Burn
a condition similar to rug burn that occurs while attending a concert and standing in the front row and being pushed by the entire crowd behind you against the barricade.
a: how was the show last night?
b: it was great but i got a bad case of barricade burn.
a: you now it was good if you have the burn
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