Growlin’ Grizzly
when boning in the deep forest, the man pulls out and (much to his lover’s surprise) a large, fur-covered grizzly bear sticks it in. alternatively, the woman may hop off of her lover and a female grizzly may “jump on it,” so to speak.
cautionary side note: depending upon your physical appearance and level of personal hygiene, your partner may or may not realize that you have indeed been replaced by a grizzly bear.
person a: how was your camping trip?
person b: wonderfully traumatizing, thanks for asking. my man gave me the best growlin’ grizzly i’ve ever had.
person a: that smell wyld!!
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