bartle skeet


alternative word to mountain dew.
you can’t have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.
another word for mountain dew, drink of the gods. the origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. also sometimes called mountain bartle skeet. most often used by hicks or rednecks.
person 1: p-ss me an ice cold can of bartle skeet.
person 2: but mountain dew gives you kidney stones.
person 1: i want my bartle skeet!

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