Base War


addable points of the touching, grazing, fondling, groping, and/or slapping of one’s “bases”. the bases consist of:

first base-mouth
second base-bosom/pec

third base-outer genitalia
fourth base-bottom (outer cheek only)
fifth base-r-ct-m entry
home run- v-g-n-l entry
grand slam-third base to third base conact (also known as s-xual intercourse, should only be used in dyer circ-mstances)
each base equals the number of points equal to the base. (i.e. first base= 1 point). the points for home run and grand slam are dependent on the harshness of the play.
female player 1 yells “base war” and within moments comes into contact with female player 2’s bosum. player one is rewarded one point.

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