baseball widow
baseball widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.
examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
a baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.
most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
woman talking to her friend….”hey where’s your husband? why isn’t he at your birthday party?”
widow “it’s opening day, i’ve become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months.”
woman “why wasn’t your husband at your mother’s birthday party?”
widow: “he has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. which means i get to sl-t it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid’s parents. i’m a baseball widow now.”
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