basic mom
similar to basic b-tch but 20 years later. includes yoga fascination, after school snacks, and the “mom” haircut. can usually be found driving an suv and sporting a top-of-the-line outdoor jacket. sipping starbucks and listening to micheal buble or josh groban is optional.
#sorrynotsorry
headliner: “west van mom becomes basic mom
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