Basildon
basildon is a town in ess-x,
it is widley known as “chav town” as this is where most of the chavs hang around. basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the uk and, not supprisingly, also has the highest rate or s.t.d’s,
however basildon is not all bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.
basildon is located next to billericay and laindon
a: you going basildon ?
b: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
a: not a the square you wont.
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