Basket Weaver


a girl who is extremely enthusiastic about giving head.
typically, the employment of both hands, one on shaft, the other on b-lls (the key to recognizing her enthusiasm), resembles the action of basket weaving.
“dude, that girl monica is a total basket weaver!”
“awesome!”
an patient at an insane asylum, where one of the activities used to keep the patients occupied is basket weaving.
gonna visit my mom at bellevue and check out the basket weavers.
someone who entangles the b-tt-hair of another s-x, kind of like weaving a basket of hair.
kari really weaved that ginger’s basket the other night, gosh she’s a master basket weaver!
a girl who sucks d-ck so enthusiastically, as demonstrated by the emoloyment for both hands acting willfully and skillfully upon the shaft and the scr-t-m, that her motion appears to be the same as that of a basket weaver.
“dude, this girl s’d my d so crazy she looked like a basket weaver!”
“sick”
a young person who sits at home on a friday and sat-rday night knitting sweaters or blankets.
the “basket weaver” would rather stay home than party with friends.
a citizen or someone of the country of peru. aka julio mendoza
julio, shut the f-ck up you basket weaver. i dont give a d-mn how hot your hair is!

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