basketball guy

wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the sh-t, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. also all have a love for rap
he must play basketball, hes a basketball guy

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