bastometer
a scale used to determine the b-st-rdism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing b-st-rd,boring b-st-rd, bit of a b-st-rd, stupid b-st-rd, b-st-rd, complete b-st-rd, complete and utter b-st-rd, extreme b-st-rd and c–t.
to be used in conjunction with the complometer
after much thought she rated him as bit of a b-st-rd on the bastometer
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