uncomplimentary nickname for camilla batmanghelidgh (pr-nounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the usa probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called kids company in the uk which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. when this came to light, bat-faced jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made donald trump look like an amateur). unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. while the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.
“did you hear old bat-faced jelly in that radio interview?”
“yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the government, she can beat politicians at bullsh-tting!”
kalau is such a sweetheart! if you wanna talk sh-t, go to a kalau. she will spill the f-cking tea. if you need advice, kalau is the go to girl. she knows how to roast tho. u gotta get u a kalau guy 1: omg, kalau is the most bomb diggitty girl i’ve ever met!!! […]
- cruise mom
a cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a f-cking cruise mom alex: did you see the picture gaby posted? she looks like such a cruise mom
- blac mamba
real b— who doesn’t mess around, blac mamba walks around in her mile high heels ready to pounce d-mn, blac mamba just walked by, almost got me
- snootch pooch
1. a male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he’ll get a sniff of her gift. 2. male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics. 1. that little guy is her snootch pooch, dude. […]
a large, overweight, obese, lard-ss, dyslexic, 4-year-old-writing, cant-be-a-cop, r-t-rd who does nothing but eats crayons. remember the time boyson did anything? yeah, it ended in loss of iq.