batavia

the wanna-be hood of western new york.
“i’m from batavia, da hood”
“no you’re not, so how does that taste”
a town about an hour southwest of chicago, illinois. the people there all try to be unique and individual, but end up fitting in during the process. being near the windy city, it is usually windy and terribly snowy in the winter. there’s not much fun stuff to do there, so people usually take trips up to chicago or the beach (lake michigan) to have a good time when the weathers nice.
jessy: i just love living in batavia! i feel so unique

tom: baby you are, lets do something fun for once, like going to chicago or the beach

jessy: you’re right, it’s pretty boring here. i’ll go call my other unique friend eleana!
batavia is a small town in western/upstate ny. it’s known as the seventh layer of h-ll to some and to others as a fine place to live and go to school. there are a lot of sick people and old people in batavia. by sick, i mean, mentally depraved.
kid 1: “hey man, i live in batavia.”
kid 2: “haha, i feel sorry for you.”
a small city in western new york. capital of genesee county. commonly referred to by s.r.beach as “the -ss crack between buffalo and rochester”.
q. where did you say you’re from again?
a. i live in the -ss crack of buffalo and rochester (batavia)
a small town in southern ohio, with a population of about 1,617. even though the town’s a bit boring, people living there love the atmosphere and scenery. if you ever try to leave, your memories will pull you back in. batavia always makes a place in people’s hearts.
person 1: “so where are you from?”
person 2: “batavia! and proud of it!”
person 1: “yeah, that place has a cool vibe.”
1. a small town in ohio, made up of corn and soybean fields, that you might want to live in if you’re a farmer or you don’t care if you get trapped into a boring, mediocre life when all you do is sit and reminisce about your high school football and pot smoking days. kids at batavia schools either love it or hate, and you only have a chance at loving it if you were born there and have known the entire student population since kindergarten, otherwise there’s no possibility of you fitting in, mostly because all anyone cares about are their sports teams (that aren’t really that good) and their tightly-wounded cliques (and there aren’t many to chose from). population: 1,617
2. a school/town that has psychologically damaged you
3. a small town obsessed with their high school sports
4. town with a high population of whiggers
that weird person you know who seems like they have no concept of the outside world might have come from batavia.
a small city in western new york. capital of genesee county. commonly referred to by s.r.beach as “the -ss crack between buffalo and rochester”.
q. where did you say you’re from again?
a. i live in the -ss crack of buffalo and rochester (batavia)