bath tissue
bath tissue is a p-ss-fied version of toilet paper. it’s basically what tv commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.
commercial: new charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.
tv watcher: what the h-ll!? it’s called toilet paper for f-ck’s sake!
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