batherosclerosis
a slow or clogged bathroom drain, caused by acc-mulation of gunk in the plumbing.
effectively, atherosclerosis of one’s bathroom fixtures.
“i cant shower without getting a backlog of rank water in the tub. there must be wad of soap-sc-m and hair causing all this batherosclerosis.”
batherosclerosis is a condition in which the bath tub drain wall thickens as a result of the acc-mulation of hair and general human filth resulting in a bath tub that has to be left overnight to drain properly. curable with a plunger, gas mask and a strong stomach.
person 1: your bathtub has a sever case of batherosclerosis.
person 2: oh dear!
person 3: not to worry! i shall brave the filth with my mighty plunger! for narnia!
person 2: my hero!
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