bathroom shopping
visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. derived from the term border shopping.
man, this place has some active colons at five o’clock. i was holding my -ss in but i went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway… i need my privacy!
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